If i was born a british royalty,
call me " Sir Oliver Grey Nunneley".
If i was born an italian,
call me " Santo Ferrari".
If i was born a french,
call me " Anton Boucher".
If i was born a japanese,
call me " Yoshimitsu Gojo".
If i was a native american,
call me " Enapay Mochni",
meaning 'brave talking bird'.
If i was mexican,
call me "Don Ivan".
If i was brazilian,
call me " Djavan Otello".
If i was hawaiian,
call me " Lono Nahele".
If i was german,
call me " Oskar Werner".
If i was a rockstar,
call me " Wolfgang Agony".
If i was a DJ,
call me "Dj Speedy Monkey".
what's yours?